Daily Stewart 2008

Daily Stewart lopo

08/05'08 Sam Bee) I know how to work a source
06/18'08 Touché
05/12'08 You no longer have the authority
03/11'08 Sam Bee) My breaking of his heart to the entire world

10/31'07 Girl's outfit very risqué
09/18'07 Why do we have a Fed, Mr. Greenspan?
09/11'07 My God, the president has been right the whole time
09/11'07 It's all a matter of belief
06/19'07 Sam Bee) The only way we can lose
05/16'07 Sam Bee) I'm a NILF hunter
03/12'07 Sam Bee) Totally doing starbusiness
02/01'07 Stewart on the O'Reilly Factor

10/30'06 Sam Bee) Coming home isn't always easy
10/12'06 Sam Bee) A great deal of charisma
08/21'06 Sam Bee) Snakes on a Plane

12/15'05 Sam Bee) I am swinging for two
11/17'05 Cheney emerged from his bunker in a fighting mode
05/05'05 Catholics run Hollywood

11/09'04 The homosexuality-theatricality connection

10/02'03 Bizarre vagina request
09/10'03 Kate) I totally sold myself to Satan
09/10'03 It was on Fox News and it was sponsored by the Black Congressional Caucus
01/28'03 The Iraqi military is adorable!
"We are waiting for the smoking gun.
The problem is, when you see that smoke coming out of the gun, it's too late, the damage is been done."
On January 13) "The problem with guns that are hidden is you can't see their smoke."
01/21'03 Simon Cowell) "It's insanity! I mean, seriously, I do not understand it."

02/14'02 Your hotness is not right (Rebecca Romijn-Stamos)

10/24'01 Lewis Black) End of the Universe
10/04'01 Kate Beckinsale
10/02'01 Charming Stephen
09/25'01 Aaron Brown, "9/11" Anchorman
09/20'01 September 11, 2001
03/27'01 Richard Lewis) the dog would go ...
02/15'01 Whacking the pachyderm
02/15'01 Lobbyism

08/04'00 No to Bush Jr.
07/17'00 Ipso facto
03/09'00 Dwarf Shortage
02/17'00 Joe Lolli won't stop
01/19'00 Nut case penis cage
01/19'00 Because their genitals tasted funny
01/19'00 Osama bin Laughing
"The Pentagon's aging Nazi rocket team has their egg on its face after the latest test of a prototype anti-missile system failed Tuesday.
The Clinton administration has spent more than 12 billion dollars building a missile defense system to protect against attacks from what it calls 'rogue states' aka starving countries crushed by our economic policies."
01/19'00 Live from London
01/04'00 We scare men, we do

12/06'99 Three brand new custom-made jackets
11/02'99 I'm kind of boring
10/25'99 You're right) What better way to understand the issue than to have two pundits of violently opposing viewpoints disagree with each other.
09/28'99 Silly string plague
07/28'99 When your cat dematerialized
01/12'99 Carman slams the devil

"Some comedian": Bush isn't stupid, he talks like he's talking to someone who is stupid.
How some comedian shot down Crossfire.