Daily Colbert 2009

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12/16'09 CFR Director Tom Brokaw
"What happened? Ten years ago in 1999, I mean, we were the Rome that Rome should hoped to be:
We had all the money, all the power. Ten years later, our country might be destroyed by Acorn.
What happened in those ten years?"

12/16'09 America from Freedom to Fascism – the Colbertnation up to date
12/08'09 The best of the public. Socialism and Distributism. Then a puff of smoke comes out of the Fed chimney,
announcing whether the economy has seen its shadow. Fumata Nera or Fumata Bianca?
12/07'09 Sean Hannity's "ironic" [iconic] T-Shirt: "Fox, what you're doing? You are 'fair and balanced':
To be fair you have to balance every fact with corresponding bullshit." G. Edward DeSeve – Second Round
12/01'09 Guy Consolmagno SJ and G. Edward DeSeve – special adviser to whom?

11/25'09 Dolly Lama
11/19'09 Elvis Costello plays, Stephen sings "Cheap Reward"
11/18'09 Are you a Christian?
11/17'09 I didn't hear most of that 'cause I don't agree with you. I don't listen – just a fair warning.
11/17'09 Where is the line? Free the children!
11/11'09 Goldman Sachs does God's work
11/05'09 I would love to get Guy-Fawked
11/04'09 Formidable Opponent Albert Gore Jr.
11/03'09 Andrew Sullivan: Obama Superstar. This is the House of the Lord.
11/02'09 Alpha dog Schwarzenegger

10/28'09 The "God Particle" out of the Swiss collider
10/28'09 Pre-existing conditions, the punchable face, and DNA-holes
10/27'09 Bush II motivated millions
10/27'09 Cute Catholic priests hitting. Sweet Catholicism openly taking over U.K.
10/15'09 Don't be a Miracle Wimp!
10/13'09 Changing the lactation game. The Cross Symbol
10/08'09 Bend it like Beck

09/30'09 Richard Dawkins: The Greatest Show on Earth
09/28'09 Electric Avenue. Nothing stops me from edutaining you
09/24'09 Ken Burns – The National Parks. Declaring War on Pieps
09/24'09 Larry King: "I'll keep the seat warm for you, kid."
09/15'09 Shooting horses out of cannons for recreational purposes
09/15'09 Corporations are legally people
09/14'09 Barry's Hope Hammer

08/18'09 Robin Wright: The Evolution of God – Survival of the Jesusiest
08/17'09 "Must-be TV", putting words in mouth
08/05'09 They have to top the terror
08/04'09 Non-corporate pharmaceuticals

07/29'09 Glenn Beck's logics
07/28'09 No matter how flooded the city got
07/21'09 If you could guarantee me that we could keep this debate off of television
07/21'09 Backstage with Douglas Rushkoff
07/20'09 "We didn't do that."
07/16'09 Edmund Andrews – Busted
07/15'09 Douglas Rushkoff – Life, Inc.
07/02'09 Ban de Soleil

06/24'09 Matthew Crawford, philosopher and mechanic
06/15'09 Skull and Bonesman Austan Goolsbee
06/04'09 Bible Illuminated. Our loving God who destroys us

05/21'09 You look great with a little pitchfork
05/20'09 She said, CIA said – Bob Graham. John Yoo (torture)
05/19'09 Rumsfeld's cover letters with Bible quotes
05/18'09 Jesus in Jeans – War or Sex
05/14'09 Catholics with options are called Protestants
05/11'09 I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury.
05/07'09 Hannity's Liberty Tree

04/28'09 Hail Bush! Daniel Gross – Dumb Money
04/23'09 Fox News anchor Shephard Smith: "We. Are. America. We don't torture!"
04/16'09 Douglas Kmiec: Can a Catholic support him? The winds will be blowing each other
04/15'09 Obama helps America escape from the Bill of Rights lovers who keep humping the leg of Habeas Corpus
04/09'09 Bart Ehrman: Jesus, interrupted
04/08'09 Stephen frees his Jews. Somewhere around here ...

03/31'09 Glenn Beck: "It took me about a year."
03/12'09 The craziest fucking thing I've ever heard
03/11'09 A nation of self interested Type-A Me-Firsters
03/04'09 Crank up the crazy and rip off the knob. The CFR and the Koala Pox epidemic

02/26'09 Celebrating the birth of Mitra
02/25'09 The Empty Platitude Hall of Fame – I am so sorry for slavery
02/23'09 James Martin SJ on freedom
02/12'09 The Obama poster debate threesome
02/11'09 Jesus Christ and Hitler had a lot in common
02/05'09 From charioteers and elephants (Jonah Lehrer)

01/20'09 Skull cult reference